Pop Quiz: What Should You Do With Your Life?

Remember scoring your life using those remarkably accurate quizzes in the back of Cosmo or TeenBeat magazines? [You there, in denial? I saw you checking off boxes in your Sassy mag!] Well, I know you've missed those days, so I've devised a trusty little quiz to help you determine what to do with your life! You can thank me later.

Simply answer the questions as quickly and honestly as you can. Be sure to keep careful record of your responses, as they could critically affect the path your life takes.

1. What is your sentiment regarding meal planning?

     a) Meal planning? What's meal planning?

     b) Ooh! I know someone who does that!

     c) I tried that once. Lost the paper. Quit.

     d) Love it, mean it!  But I don't have time.
         I'm busy, woman!

2. For which of the following would you use dinner times with your family?

     a) To get my kids off the phone/computer/video
         games

     b) To teach these pesky kids to try new foods

     c) To bond mightily as a family unit in the style of
         a 70s era sitcom

     d) Um, for eating? Hello?

3. What would you do with an extra $50 a week?

     a) Invest it responsibly in a variety of
         strategically diversified mutual funds

     b) Support my Starbucks habit

     c) Sink it into the betterment of my family and me

     d) Buy half of a tank of gas

4. What would you think if you were able to cut back on eating out?

     a) I'd have more green in my wallet!

     b) I'd have less muffin in my top!

     c) It would be nice if the drive thru cashier forgot
         my name.

     d) I'd feel satisfied, gratified and detoxified

5. Finally, what could an extra couple of hours a week do for your livelihood?

     a) Taking up knitting has always been a dream of
         mine...

     b) I could finally get to those baseboards.

     c) I could learn a foreign language: "¿Cómo se
         puede ahorrar dinero en la cocina, Mama?"

     d) Can anyone say salsa dancing?

I hope you have kept a careful tally of your responses to aid you in the highly scientific extrapolation of data collected in this analytical survey. Prepare yourself for the results of your quiz.

[thoughtful pause]

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Welcome, friends!